Out of the closet into the pool!

Junior: Long day.

Vanessa: Did you enjoy your time away from responsibility?
Junior: I sure did. This is my new Buddy, Dave. Dave, this is Vanessa, and in the bassinett is Junior jr. What you been up to?
Vanessa: I've been sitting by myself, watching these gorgeous guys play water Polo.

Dave: Oh, Hey, fellas.
Junior: You know them?
Dave: Yeah, I'm part of the group.
Vanessa: What's the group?
Dave: It's a water Polo troupe from San Francisco. Out of the closet and into the Pool.
   You get it?
Junior: Out of the closet and into the Pool from San Francisco?
Junior: Oh, wait a minute. Buff Guy, little trunks, water Polo. You're a swimmer.

Vanessa: No, Junior. He's gay.
Junior: You're gay?
Dave: Yeah. Does that bother you?
Junior: No, no. You know, not at all. Not at all. I'm fine with that.
Dave: We did have a good time, right?
Junior: We had a great time, yeah.
Dave: I introduced your husband here to conch.
Vanessa: Oh, you did? Did?
Junior: Yeah, conch is delicious.
Dave: I got to hit the Pool. What do you say, Junior, you want to play for my team?
Junior: Nah, Dave, I'm all conked out. So I'm gonna go ahead and stay with the wife and the kid. And you go hit the Pool.
Dave: Okay. See you.
Junior: Okay.
Junior: Don't ever let me go out by myself again. I was selfish, and I'm sorry.
Vanessa: That's sweet, Junior, but that's not good enough.
Junior: Why not?
Vanessa: You don't think about me and the baby first. You have to get your priorities in order.
Junior: Well I'm trying, Vanessa, but this is all new to me.
Vanessa: It's new to me, too.
Junior: But I love you.
Vanessa: I love you, too.
Junior: Okay, why don't we both agree to try harder? Is that good enough?
Vanessa: No, it's not good enough. But it'll do for now.
Junior: Come here, Chi Chi. Come here.
Junior: Hey, I got an idea. How about you leave Junior jr. Here with me, while you go to the Spa, make yourself all beautiful. And tonight my parents will watch him, and we'll have a romantic evening.
Vanessa: That sounds great.
Junior: Besides I haven't spent much time with him. Who knows what I've missed.
Vanessa: You did miss a pretty impressive load about a half an hour ago.
Junior: He's empty?
Vanessa: Totally.
Junior: Perfect timing.
Vanessa: Oh, and do me a favor -- stay out of the Pool.

Junior: [ Chuckles ] Ah. Hey, there, man. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?
Baby jr.: Dada.
Junior: What'd you say?
Baby jr.: Dada.

Junior: Hey, Dave. Yoo-Hoo!

Junior: Dave, he said "dada."

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